Don't read this as it is really boring...

I told you not to read this and now you have, so don't blame me if you fall asleep or die of boredom.
Sorry this is so boring, but I am really boring. I am more boring than watching paint drying or listening to opera for hours. I am even more boring than watching a tree grow or watching the knitting channel.
I even know boring words like 'vowel' and 'sometimes' and 'the'. I am so boring that when people are at my house they pretend to be dead or poke scissors in their legs rather than have to talk to me.
I am so boring that even I am bored of this blog....